Archive for March, 2008

Yay!

Posted in Updates on March 25, 2008 by fogger

School is over, at-fucking-last, like I could possibly care about what my teachers has to say now;

Bitch: “Ohh, fogger, you have got to clean this room, or I’ll deduct…”

Me: “Ya…..shut up”

The loong wait is over, no more fuck-ups I say, besides next school year I’ll be taking entrance exams to colleges, then I’ll fucking plow the field with blood, but not right now.

Sad thing is I lost my sanctuary from the fucks here at home, now I’ll be bitch-fucked 24/7, hmmmmnn the prices you pay for these days.

Pretty much boring stuff going on around, I became an apostle(Its a tradition of sorts where kids that act as apostles go around blessing houses and gets money), I wonder if all the houses I blessed are actually safe because I don’t believe in this nonsense after all and I’m only here for the free food.

In the aftermath of the said event, I almost got drunk, but I controlled myself.

Besides, what really constitutes as a perfect summer vacation? Is it

A)Summer Love(Boning a hot chick)

B)……..(Boning a hot chick)

C)….eh….you get it…..

So theres null chance that there will be a hot chick around here, and even lesser chance of me boning here, so I’ll bone my hands instead.

I just wasted your time

~PrOn©

Wheel Of Fortune!

Posted in Rants with tags , , , , , , on March 8, 2008 by fogger

Okay, I admit it, I really, reeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy, get pissed off whenever Kris Aquino comes on TV, I mean really, she’s like 40-60 years old or something, and fat as hell, and am I the only one who still remembers about her orally-transmitted-sexual-disease or whatever it is, plainly she can die in a tub of her own blood. Dang! whenever I see her my blood boils, whenever she tries to bring life to her pathetic, overused acting, I cry.

So needless to say, my utter hate against all things Kris transfers to her waste of a show called wheel of fortune. With the trend towards copying shows from other American stations, like Big Brother, and other shite, they copied the worst game show ever, WHEEL OF FUCKING FORTUNE!I already hate the premise, and so far the lack of toughness, I mean how pathetic is it that contestants can spout out the correct answers in under 5 seconds, thats not even enough time to think, its like intuition to them, how drool. The only ones to actually feel pressure on the riddles are low-life artistas.

All of the time spent watching Wheel Of Fortune pinoy version is like, shall I say, masturbating, but instead of with your hands, its with a katana. Its annoying, Kris shouting in the famous bitch-tone, “Wheeeeel of FORtune!!”. I swore I could die, and I almost did.

Do yourself a favour, step away from the filth

~Pr0n©