Eh, I was supposed to say that I will edit this because this is short, but I am way toooo lazy.
So Endemol and ABS-CBN made a deal to broadcast the pinoy version of Big Brother, that was stupid, the first try was hardly bearable, then they shift back and forth form D-lister celebrities and the stupid “teen” editions.
Okay first, lets try the first one, sadly though I can’t be forced to watch this hot pile of horse shit, but the premise was new, and people chomped through it like AIDS in dark alley.
So basically the first part was popular because it was dead-fish fresh, its not good, but when cooked and added with a LOT of spices, it become edible.
Then, the first people to get affected by the “PBB trend” started appearing, the most popular, most controversial, and definitely most handsome(retarded women who always say: “Ohhhhh, I want a smart, dependable, funny, and has a good personality kind of guy” means that they want a hot steaming stud) became, can you guess it? artistas, the most famous example of this is the Sam Milby case, wherein a no talent, horse shit of an actor gets nation-wide fame and acclaim because retarded people go into the flow and watch Sam’s pink, fluffy, and over-all non-realistic movies, filled to the brim with his crappy acting and(I can say its improving a bit) fucked up accent. The other housemates weren’t so lucky, some went on to guest in some late night “comedy” shows, though watching the same gags for about a whole season isn’t funny, more or less the show is just stupid and kwela and yet since most pinoys are either stupid or kwela or really, really high, they bite it. Some sticked to some sunday afternoon time waster like tourism shows, and retarded sports shows, overall Sam was the only one left standing.
So then there was the D-listers of lore, I can remember a few since, what the heck, I’ll just give a analysis of some of the crazies. First off is John Prats, or, Mr. I’m So Perfect, I Shine With Confidence, yet, I Am Gay, yes, through extensive research and just looking at his fake-ass smiles you would guess that Mr. Prats is seriously gay. Then I can remember “Mang Ruby” I think? Kinda forgot his name. He is your usual athlete who got rejected because of an accident, well all athletes in the Philippines eventually will be forgotten and rejected. I’d also like to think that “Mang Ruby” was shot by a tank, but I kinda forgot, so anyway he has prosthetic legs, which was cool if only he came out the same time as the Transformers movie did, which oh so diluted the whole Transformers thing with hollywood-ing, fuck you Micheal Bay, fuck you for totally misinterpreting what Transformers was all about, its not the effects, its not the number of fucking polygons, you totally missed that part, I wish that the movie was just animated, that way it would still be loyal to the source, and WTF? is with the Sam character, since when do pathetic lazy ass freaks get the ultra-hot girl, eh? when was that when I needed it? eh!
So there was this girl, forgot here name, ah! oh yeah, Keana Reeves, I think, who has boobs as heavy as real watermelons. I mean, it has got to be a guiness world record, I mean WOW!, I just grow a boner, and it got away since the boobs might crush it! I mean its fucking disproportional! you can’t even believe it, I mean its like heave Double D’s or better yet, E’s or whatever, its just phenomenally big. I say……….
BOOBS!!!
big, its….its….HOLY CRAP!!
Okay, unto more pressing subjects, I can vaguely remember Boob-Girl won that edition, who cares, certainly I don’t since I don’t have any profit from it.
So now I’ll look into the new PBB, filled with “variety” to the brim you’d think this is trying too fucking hard, theres one in every scene, bisayas, foreigners, and god knows what. Really this is like a Christian show trying to be diverse too hard, except this doesn’t say “ALLELUIA!!!!!! PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST FOR THE CREATION OF EVERYTHING, LET THOSE STUPID, STUPID, PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR MODERN LIFESTYLE AND CONVENIENCE BURN FOR SHUNNING OUR ONLY SAVIOR WHO GAVE US THE MAGIC OF…WELL…..BELIEF IS THE ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!” every fucking half-a second(Impossible I know, but those damn pesky Christians know how to). And its filled with cheap ass stupidity-for-a-joke, theres a difference between stand up comedians and The Three Stooges, figure it out and you will figure out how I hate this kind of “comedy”.
Okay so basically theres just the endless wad of horse pus coming out of PBB, the whole thing is just wank-thankfully-stupid(WTF??) So I’ll end here since I forgot what I was talking about for the last paragraphs or so and just lambasted you with “dirty” words.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
There, thats my whole review if you want the summarized version.
And BTW, why did I only made this now?
~pR0n©
