PROOF AND REASONS THAT GOD EXISTS
1)Modal ontological argument
A)God is either necessary or unnecessary
B)God is not unnecessary, therefore he must be necessary
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
2)Argument from creation vs. evolution
A)Evolution can’t be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it
B)Plus for me to accept its truth would make me uncomfortable
C)If evolution is false, then creationism must be true
D)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
3)Argument from Belief
A)If God exists, i should believe in him
B)I believe in God
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
4)Parental argument
A)My mommy and daddy told me God exists
B)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
5)Argument from parochialism
A)God is everywhere
B)We haven’t been everywhere to prove that God does not exist
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
6)Argument from personal sanity
A)I’ve had religious experiences that can’t be explained unless I’m insane or God exists
B)AND IM NOT INSANE!!!
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
7)Argument from lack of disproof
A)You can’t prove that God doesn’t exist
B)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
8)Argument from preferred ancestry
A)I don’t want to be related to monkeys
B)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
9)Argument from foolishness
A)The Bible says that atheists are fools
B)I don’t want to be a fool
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
10)Argument from bumper sticker
A)Real men love Jesus
B)God created real men
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
11)Argument from assumption
A)I think God exists
B)Therefore, GOD EXISTS
That was so cute, and infinitely annoying, though you can try to pick out the holes and general lack-of-though the lines have. Yes, its stupid, but its way fun.
