This is a collection of things I’ve found on the web to be downright wrong, amusing, or otherwise bat-fuck insane. So here we go;

Social Networking Sites
I don’t understand the purpose, I would get it if its a forum or something where you can talk but what!? Lets look at friendster for example, you can blog on it, but its stupid and many other sites are excellent when it come down to it, I mean blogging with friendster is like trying to crawl your way though a tub filled with razor-sharp blades blindfolded and arms bound. Okay maybe its with the whole “my profile/my page” thing, I am so angry whenever a dumb fuck person says that their profile is better that others, I mean they just copy/pasted the code from somewhere else, and even that, its just stupid CSS tricks, why don’t you make your own site if you want to make glitters and such, fuck its so annoying “Ooo I have updated my profile, look it its cool” WHY? do you need to update your profile? WHY? WHY? WHY? whats the purpose? other than sheer ugly stupidity, to impress people? what that you found a cool profile? Because they sure as hell can’t find it too with google. Holy fuck whats the purpose!! unless there’s new content, for standards compliance, for anything other than the idiotic idea that we have that copy/pasting “cool” stuff makes you cool.

And why is it that whenever someone comments you, you have to fucking comment back!? Your wasting bandwidth and electricity just so you can say “Thanks for commenting on my profile!”. I don’t see the purpose, neither the logic, you suck.

Image Sites
Okay, you’re proud of your pictures, buy WHY? Why do you need to make a web page about them? Seriously, unless you’re making eye bleeding art, who gives a fuck about your pictures, only a couple of people will seriously consider opening your own page, and these people are your own friends, which only open your page because of your influence or you tell them to do so. Why do I need to see some random faggot’s picture, I don’t know! Its just a waste of time. I can’t stress how I don’t want to see what you are up to during your summer vacation, or your night out, I don’t give a damn about you, unless you’re a smart and interesting person(people who can educate me) then I will probably look at your pictures, you attention hungry whore.

Yahoo
Seriously hate yahoo, I like Google a ton more than yahoo, yahoo is gay. If I need videos, I go to youtube, I’ll open news and sports sites when I want to, all I want for a search engine to do is to fucking search, not to spread open my mouth and try to fill it with a boat load of crap and useless shit.

Scam
What? I can enlarge my penis, really I can grow it to the size of an log. Really scam sites are pathetic, there are more free stuff than you can offer. I can’t really visualize on how a spammer looks like typing his/her arse shit of a spam, or the same with a troll, why are there people that constantly need to verify their existence by stirring things up, okay I like stirring things up, with a proper basis, not with a half-assed half-researched idea.

~Pr0n(forgot the ASCII code for the ™ thing, so fuck you!)

PROOF AND REASONS THAT GOD EXISTS

1)Modal ontological argument

A)God is either necessary or unnecessary
B)God is not unnecessary, therefore he must be necessary
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

2)Argument from creation vs. evolution

A)Evolution can’t be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it
B)Plus for me to accept its truth would make me uncomfortable
C)If evolution is false, then creationism must be true
D)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

3)Argument from Belief

A)If God exists, i should believe in him
B)I believe in God
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

4)Parental argument

A)My mommy and daddy told me God exists
B)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

5)Argument from parochialism

A)God is everywhere
B)We haven’t been everywhere to prove that God does not exist
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

6)Argument from personal sanity

A)I’ve had religious experiences that can’t be explained unless I’m insane or God exists
B)AND IM NOT INSANE!!!
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

7)Argument from lack of disproof

A)You can’t prove that God doesn’t exist
B)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

8)Argument from preferred ancestry

A)I don’t want to be related to monkeys
B)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

9)Argument from foolishness

A)The Bible says that atheists are fools
B)I don’t want to be a fool
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

10)Argument from bumper sticker

A)Real men love Jesus
B)God created real men
C)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

11)Argument from assumption

A)I think God exists
B)Therefore, GOD EXISTS

That was so cute, and infinitely annoying, though you can try to pick out the holes and general lack-of-though the lines have. Yes, its stupid, but its way fun.